Former President Numb-Nutz
According to Former President Bush, no longer being President is a load of his back. In a chat to High School Students just last week he said this, “I no longer feel that great sense of responsibility that I had when I was in the Oval Office,” he told listeners at New Mexico’s Artesia High School, according to the Roswell Daily Record. “And frankly, it’s a liberating feeling.”
To President Bush I say, The Feeling is Mutual Pal!!!
SO GLAD THAT A GROWN UP IS BACK IN CHARGE!!!
Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX)
From the Big ‘Ol what the fuck?!?! file comes this…
I know yesterday I said that sometimes I can be a hypocrite but here’s the biggest one of them all: Texas Governor Rick Perry is using 11 Million of Federal Stimulus money to fix the Governor’s Mansion that was damaged by fire, yeah you read that right, this is the same Son-of-a Bitch Republican who just last month ago was bitching about the Size Federal Govt., throwing around tea bags, and screaming about Secession. I mean, does he think we’re that stupid to let this go by??? Does he think that we live in the 1950′s and the Goggle’s and the Interwebs aren’t working?? I know that the current economical state of most Newspapers is flimsy and most if not all are making some serious cut-backs, but did this Fucking Dumbass think that they had stopped reporting all together??? Sure you wouldn’t take money from the big Satan in Washington to further your lifestyle, said it ain’t so Rico???
This is a clear example of the arrogance and stupidity of the Republican party, the ease on which they say one thing (on one side of their dicksucking mouths) and another altogether different thing on the other side. Then again this is the same stupid asshole that complains about the intrusion of the federal Government one week and begs for the CDC to take over his state at the first sign of Mexican, errrr sorry, Swine Flu… the next, or at the first sign of trouble by a Hurricane completely abdicates control of is national guard to the Federal Command…
I wish those fuckers down in TX were allowed to secede, it’ll be a matter of weeks before my “Guey” friends would be eating them for Lunch, Texans, the other-other white meat!!!
I Hate Wal-Mart, still, I shop there all the time…
Take for example their latest attempt to force their so called “Christian Right Morality” down or throats their banning of the latest Green Day Album (I have not heard it yet, but I will soon head out to the Bay to get it) because it has language that they consider offensive… Well I don’t, most of my friends don’t, so where do they get off making that decision??? Well the fact is that a few Backwards Ass idiots in Arkansas decided that this kind of music isn’t appropriate to be sold at their precious little stores (The Virginity of the ears of the American Youth must be protected) right!?!
There’s a more insidious problem here, Wal-Mart has become so big, that it can now decide what you can and can not buy there, never mind the hundreds of Cheap Chinese made products that may kill us with poisoned lead paint or the such, that suck away thousands upon thousands of American jobs from our economy, they’re ok selling us that crap, heck we’re OK buying the shit they sell so long as the prices are low, and you can’t argue that their prices aren’t low. Now they get to make and dictate their policy on censorship as well!!! I guess so because unfortunately we let them, because it’s the American Way, true capitalism at work right in front of our eyes… There’s nothing new about this dilemma, Wal-Mart made the decision years ago to stop selling albums with the “Parental Advisory Sticker” on them as well as many other products that they have deemed inappropriate and we let them, how, because we shop there…
But where’s the “True American Spirit” if you don’t agree with something, just don’t buy it/support it/embrace it, why does Wal-Mart have to make that decision for us and in doing so take away our choices away??? Why is it offensive to them to have a CD in their bins??? No one is forcing their customers that might find this music offensive to listen to the CD, no one is forcing them to buy the CD, just sell the music as the Artist intended it to be enjoyed and let the customer decide whether to buy it or not… And I understand that the same “choice” argument can be made for Wal-Mart to choose not to sell items they have deemed to be “inappropriate” at their stores, but where is the line? where do they stop?? today they try to censor Green Day, who might they go after tomorrow???
I wish that I could say that I’m going to make a stand, say No-Mas!!!. no more, unfortunately on items I use ever day their prices are way too low when compared to similar retailers… I wish there was an option, but I don’t see one… if you have one please share it with me cause I’d like to know and please keep the “if We all stop shopping there they will change” ideas to yourself that won’t happen…
Fortunately, every once in a while, someone like “Green Day” fights the giant and reminds us what’s at stake, are we willing to listen???
Like I said sometimes I can be a Hypocrite, I don’t like it but it’s the truth.
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However, they are entitled to their own (albeit) stupid reasons…
More evidence this country is filled with retarded people, Arizona State University refuses to award and Honorary Degree to President Obama when he delivers the Commencement address tonight in Scottsdale. It’s customary for the Host Institution to do so, Jo DiMaggio got one at my College Graduation, and ASU refuses to do so on the Basis that the President’s Body of work is yet to be determined. Hummmmm, could this be the dumbest reason ever, well yes!!!
Why invite the President in the first place if you’re not convinced on his body of work, then again this is ASU not really Bastion of Knowledge and reasoning people… It is however what appears to me a GOP shill.
Consistenly ranked in the top 10 Party Schools in the nation and not particularly know for anything other than being located in a Fucking God Forsacken Desert, ASU now stumbles upon the First Ever CrazyColtrane Stupid Mother Fuckers of the Week Award!!!
Congratulations ASU!!!
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Keith Olbermann
I absolutely love when Keith goes after Billo The Clown cause it usually isn’t a fair fight… For starters Billo (Clown that he is) is mildly retarded and lives in the Fact Free Zone and Keith well he’s just sharp as a scalpel… I specifically love when the Faux News Boys use Nazi Issues because it truly shows where their hearts really are. Oh the joy…
